trapghoul:

what i want to know from men’s right activits who want “progression of both sexes” is how much further can white cis straight men progress? like where are you going???? mars????? 

Die Antwoord will forever remind me of being off my face and dancing with Julia and Brandon at my 18th

beautilation:

rose mcgowan giving zero fucks at the 1999 vmas 

grandmasglittergirl:

Ghost World (2001)

klefable:

i am constantly torn between ‘i dont need anyone’ and ‘hey you please fall in love with me’

YES AND IT WAS SO UNEXPECTED

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My doctor that I just went to see: “are you having penetrative sex or just touching and feeling?”

I’m not gettin any, lady

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ellen-degeneresfan:

Portia attempts (and doesn’t entirely fail) at scaring Ellen

thesockmonkeyrenegade:

gracethelostgirl:

lovewithyous:

carolineflack:

HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY STOP TEXTING YOU

HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY START TEXTING YOU

HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY

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I laughed

Omfg

Jen: So, now, let’s get to the real stuff… (x)

Sobbing

Aaaaahhhh that whole episode of Portia de Rossi on Ellen was absolutely perfect

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ellendegeneres:

Jennifer Aniston co-hosts with Portia as our guest today!  It can’t get much better than this.

and that is why they inspire me so much aghh

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